#17 Cleanses : Boss 3, Kidneys

Boss 3, and the completion of Quest #17

Three days of no solid foods.... This is teaching me to really appreciate the joy of solid,  chewy foods.

I'm not taking any supplements during these detox diets... So perhaps I am not being as effective as I could be.  But,  this week has felt pretty good on my digestive system,  overall (feels cleaned out.....  But it is also making me dream of burgers and drool over my co-worker's chicken pot pie).

My overall conclusions from doing these detox diets:

1) Do the diet when it's warmer out.  Drinking all these juices (generally cold) without much in the way of warm,  high carb/calories makes my body temperature drop.

2) Having a day or two of fresh juices and veggies helps my digestion and energy levels.  I'd like to continue having a day of "rest"  like this for my body.

3) I don't feel as changed and refreshed as I thought I would.  This was maybe a good start,  an intro into the world of detox diets.  But,  maybe next time I need to do them exactly as the book says (and with supplements). Maybe doing the diet during time off or a vacation would be best.

For anyone interested,  this is my constructed schedule/menu,  recipe list,  and grocery list (based on the book,  called Juicing,  Fasting, and Detoxing for life: Unleash the Healing Power Fresh Juices and Cleansing Diets by Cheri Calbom and John Calbom).  The excel document is here.

#17 Cleanses: Boss 2 is a Jerk

Quests for Health and Fortitude

Beets.  So many Beets that all the things are tinged magenta.  Although I actually like the juices I'm drinking better than last week's,  I took a break from the cleanse today* to give my digestive tract a break (and return to a normal color).  Also,  I can't for the life of me find organic celery anywhere right now.  All the grocery stores are out of stock.  I am aware of the current cauliflower shortage (thank you mom and NPR).  Maybe there is also a celery shortage? Darn you global warming.... 

Boss Battle 2: liver detox.  Time to clean out that (overused?)  filter! It's been difficult this week to stay focused,  and keep my strength.  My temptation to eat a cheeseburger or some hot,  cheesy pizza is getting pretty overwhelming. 

*Sunday Note: the momentum for that cleanse died that day (Wednesday).  I'll need to look into alternative liver detox plans.  All the lemon I was consuming was hurting my stomach,  and the beets were kinda freaking me out.  From what I've read so far,  the lemon was mainly to get a massive dose of vitamin C...  I've also heard of a vitamin C diet/cleanse,  which maybe I should look into as an alternative (as long as I'm consuming the vitamin via tablets or plant-based objects that are not lemons/limes). 

Preparing as many juices as I can for this second detox diet (focus: the liver) 

Messy,  but kind of pretty,  and surprisingly yummy (cucumber,  carrot,  beet,  ginger,  lemon,  and parsley) 

Such pretty colors! 

#17 Cleanses: Boss 1 Defeated

Quests for Health and Fortitude

So! One detox completed.  I can't say that I feel much different,  but I'm glad I tried it.  I also didn't really follow the directions to the "T."  I'm more of a "spirit of the law"  kind of person,  so,  maybe I would feel more cleansed if I had followed all instructions.

If anyone is interested, and for my own recording purposes,  the book I've decided to follow is called Juicing,  Fasting, and Detoxing for life: Unleash the Healing Power Fresh Juices and Cleansing Diets by Cheri Calbom and John Calbom. 

Next up is a liver detox diet.  

But I have this weekend to relax about my food intake. Yay! ^^ 

As I'm writing this,  I'm watching The Neverending Story,  which is *still* one of my favorites.  I'm such a sucker for fantastic adventures,  and good books.  I still cry when Artax dies.. And the scene with Atreyu and the Empress near the end ::sniffle:: "Bastian! Why don't you do what you dream,  Bastian?!"..... And really,  what was the name he calls out?? 

And when will my Luck Dragon show up? I want an exciting ride on the jolly Falcor ^^ 

K Jets

#17 Cleanses - Started

Quests for Health and Fortitude 

Number 17: Cleanses
Progress: Started


I spent a good chunk of this weekend buying groceries and preparing for my first cleanse: the colon. I'm excited but... kind of not. I'm feeling good about doing something healthy for my body, but I am dreading the hangry person I may become... and also, who actually gets excited about a *colon* cleanse? I suppose it's a necessary part of the body though... and a byproduct I am hoping to have from these "Quests for Health and Fortitude" is to have a better love, understanding, and respect for my body. Even the "ew" parts.
(did you catch the pun? eh? -_^)

I spent a little over two hours on Sunday prepping my salads and juicing my meals for three days of this week. I decided to only prep food for three days (although, the cleanse is five days), since most of the articles and books I had read stated that three days is about the maximum I should store fresh juice, before it loses too much of it's live enzymes and nutrients.

Couldn't find clear, wide-mouth, pint jars in my city - they were all sold out, except these purple ones. But! It's my birthstone color, so that's a good sign, right..?

Mom's Juicer, from her juicing days in '90's Portland, OR

The leftover bits ( I need start on my compost goals!)

Finished Product! Two jars of juices, three jars of salad, and some sides

As I juiced my veggies into a green goo, I couldn't help but think of the green blood in Troll 2 (which, if you haven't seen that movie yet, it is probably one of the most hysterical  B horror movies out there. An absolute **Must See**  ;-) )

Going to Turn into a Plant!~~

It's getting close to the end of a work day now, first day of consuming nothing but herbal tea, solid fruits & veggies, juiced fruits & veggies, and water, and I'm feeling a little... light? Maybe a little dizzy, definitely a little bit of a rumble in my tummy, and a little hard to focus on work (but, that one's maybe not so odd I suppose). All these fluids are sending me to the restroom more often than usual, which is probably good for my body too, to be somewhat active. I'm so sore though from last night's Jazzercise, that it's less of a dignified, brisk walk, and more of a desperate, ungainly hobble to the ladies' room each time I go. :,-(  At least I'm entertainment for my brother (he works down the hall from me).


K Jets